Help! Women with short hair and men with long hair are taking over the world!
You see them swarming your campuses and local markets with a storm. These non-binary non-conforming race are forcing the general population to rethink about their ideals of beauty.
OH NO! They also have weapons. No no, not weapons of mass destruction (like the generations before them), rather they are equipped with their theories of gender fluidity and the queer theory.
Ab muashra kesa chalay ga? Khuwateen kitchen se nikal ayein gi aur mard hazraat pooray khandaan ke liye kamana chor dain gay aur siraf apni behtri ke liye sochain gay! Ab kalay, motay aur chotay log apnay aap ko khubsurat samajhnay lagain gay. They will start questioning the standards of living: what makes one live a quality life or how the post-colonial hangover still lingers, forcing people to think how “pretty” works, with its long flowy hair and fair complexion or green eyes Or maybe how those who can mimic the white masters perfectly in their attire and language are deemed to be more “civilized” and “knowledge-able”.
Haye Haye, are these lunatics now questioning compartmentalized religion and segregation. Surely they can’t believe everyone is equal. The son of a sweeper will forever be a sweeper and the son of a wadera goes off to Oxford, just to come back and perpetuate their feudal mentality further: the modern wadera.
What will become of the world now? No one might die in Thar due to lack of food or water now, because these long haired men and short haired women do care about the food and water shortage. They do care about the environment as well, but this will lead to the destruction of the toxic family environment we so hold dear.
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