The slogans ring loudest in the rallies by those who have been oppressed and ridiculed for centuries.
What do we want? What we already have!
They have been prosecuted for simply existing. If they do anything better than their counterparts, they are called witches. They are burnt at stakes. What an injustice! Why won’t people just admit these heroes are the pinnacle of God’s creation and move on? It is ridiculousness of the highest level. Oh well, says the leader, as long as we are oblivious and happy. They have risen up against the pressures that society has put on them. They will fight it till their last breath. How dare anyone imply that these superior creatures have to be held accountable for their actions, their subsequent consequences, and the pervasive socio-cultural impact it leaves on the planet and its inhabitants? Ridiculous! Preposterous! They will strike and protest till u take it back.
Sarcasm aside, they have a point. They have been victimized by the financial and religious burdens placed upon them, subsequently. The notion that these men have to be responsible for someone other than themselves is very grave indeed. However, these marches and sit-ins for taking back their God-given freedom from the unfair and cruel opposite sex, have given them the visibility and the relevance in media that they have always lacked. Especially now that women have started to express a few “opinions”.
It is also clear that women have no place in the perfect world created by these two groups. The women complicate things by drawing their lusty gazes to the heaving bosoms and fluttering lashes. If only a female had the common decency to stop breathing and blinking. Women also tempt these paragons of piety and virtue to capitalist sins and tricks. They demand dowry, and everyday luxuries like a bed, clothing, food, and electricity. These vile wenches also force them to pay for the education of the little demon produced by them. How is this fair to a man in this economy? How can he sustain not one but multiple relationships if women won’t compromise?
In conclusion, these two groups are God’s gift to humanity and women should self-extinct to placate these mortal gods. It is not only prudent but also the need of the times. Women! think for once in your life! No more women equals no more children equals no more mankind. Let’s take one for the Planet Earth, shall we? All hail the Maulana’s Men’s Rights!
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